Overheard on the playground...

Primary school girl walks up to primary school boy.

Girl: John...Jane says to tell you that she likes you...and that she's available!
*snaps fingers over head and walks off*

Boy: YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! Ah tell allyuh she like meh!!

Overheard on my street...

Our neighbourhood spranger staggering in the road last night.

"Ish not my fault...if I only jink milk I does get
junk."

Overheard on Independence Square...

Vagrant to random woman on the pavement.

"Miss, lemme get ah dollar to buy ah newspapers nah"